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February 08, 2018 3 min read

Fucking Machines - Explained

Are you ready to take your sexual experience to a new level? Fucking machines are the next generation in sex toys. These virtual lovers offer you complete control over your sensations and give you access to total sexual gratification on demand.

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So what is a Fucking Machine?

Put simply, it does what its name suggests, it turns electrical energy into linear motion (that's the science bit out of the way) oh yes and it usually carries a dildo or Fleshlight so that it can Fuck you. You should be thinking about such things as length of thrust (how deeply it can fuck you), its speed (how fast it can fuck you), can the speed be varied, can the length of thrust be changed the list goes on and on.

Useful Questions

As I have just touched upon, buying a Fucking Machine raises many issues, and some of them are listed below. You should consider each one and how the different machines on the market answer them. So without further ado here is a list of questions, no doubt you will be able to come up with a few of your own, but these will get you thinking about the machines performance:

How fast can it go?

Now let's face it, I doubt you are buying a Fucking Machine so that you can spend all day building up to an orgasm and so speed is important.

How deeply can it go?

This is a critical question, and it does affect performance not just in depth of stroke, but it will also influence the speed of the machine. Let me explain, when the machine is fucking you the orifice that it is going in and out of will be applying resistance to the dildo, the longer that it has to travel in each stroke, the more resistance will have to be overcome, and the motor will have to work harder. A fucking machine set to a long stroke will cycle much more slowly on its fastest setting than when it is set for a short stroke.

What positions can it be used in?



You want, no, you need a machine that can be set at different heights and angles to allow for easy penetration in a range of sexual positions.

Safety?

You should think long and hard about safety.  Don't convert power tools, they are great at doing what they were designed to do but are a recipe for disaster in bed. Make sure that the machine you are interested has passed the relevant safety tests.

How easy is it to adjust?

You want a machine that is easy to adjust regarding stroke length and speed without the need for tools or having long gaps in your playtime, causing you to lose the moment.

What dildos/attachments can it take?

You need a machine that will accept a broad range of dildos or accessories. I have found that any machine with a vac-u-lock end is great as the choice of dildos is huge. Stay away from machines that tie you into using one attachment of having to get a special one from the manufacturer as this will limit your choices and ultimately be very expensive.

How fast can I change attachments?

I have seen machines where you need tools to change the attachments, not good if you are in the throes of passion and so I would recommend a machine with a quick release system such as the vac-u-lock system.

Ease of cleaning and what are its main materials?

It's a fucking machine; it is going to get messy. You will need to clean it between uses and so you want something that is made out of materials that are easy to keep clean such as non-rusting metals (aluminum and stainless steel) and plastics.

Where can I use it?

Sounds like a daft question but it isn't, you can get machines that are big and floor mounted and this will limit where you can use them. How big is the power cord for instance?

How am I going to store it?

Getting a fucking machine the size of a sofa might seem like a good idea but ask yourself what will you do with it between the session on it. You will need to hide it away from prying eyes unless you are a pro-domme with a dungeon that is. Get something that is easy to collapse, fold down or strip for storage.

How noisy is it?

An important consideration this one especially if you live in a flat or a house with thin walls. Something that sounds like a roadside jack-hammer probably isn't going to be good for you unless you are a screamer of course in which case the neighbors might relish the thought of something drowning out your orgasmic cries.

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