We’re continually bringing in the latest and greatest in pleasure products for our deserving customers, and we need to make room for all those new arrivals. But here’s the thing: the old stuff is still good. It’s very good indeed. Guaranteed-to-get-you-off-in-no-time good, if you catch our oh-so-(not)subtle. Unfortunately, it’s all taking up way to much warehouse space, so we have to say goodbye.