Hose Your Hole

The longest of anal toys - Hosed anal snakes are ready to fill your deepest parts. These hoses are firm, flexible, and textured along the shaft for intense anal joy. These sex toys are suited for experienced anal players, but definitely accessible to newbies (make sure to take it slow!).

Each Hosed item comes with powerful suction cup bases to anchor the toy on smooth flat surfaces, which makes them perfect for the bathroom. The suction cup base allows confident use during solo play and frustration-free partner play as well.

All Hosed items are made with phthalate-free PVC and are compatible with both silicone and water-based lubricants.

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Thin Swirl

  • Perfect for beginners or those who prefer a thinner toy
  • 1 inch diameter
  • Compatible with silicone and water-based lube
  • Strong suction cup base

Medium Swirl

  • Fun for experienced players or those seeking the next level of fullness
  • 1.5 inches in diameter
  • Compatible with silicone and water-based lube
  • Strong suction cup base

Thick Swirl

  • Butt bosses only - the ultimate test to your anal expertise
  • 2 inches in diameter
  • Compatible with silicone and water-based lube
  • Strong suction cup base
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Realistic 

  • Realistic look and feel
  • Thick veins and a defined head
  • 1.75 inches in diameter
  • 20 inches total length, 19 inches insert-able

    Ribbed 

    • Ribbed for enhanced stimulation entirely along the shaft
    • 1.5 inches in diameter
    • 20 inches total length, 19 insert-able

    Spiral 

    • Swirling ridges twist around the shaft from tip to base
    • 1.5 inches in diameter
    • 20 inches total length, 19 insert-able

    Extreme Play Tips

    Obviously these toys are not meant for beginners - but for those new to extreme anal play take the following tips with you to the bedroom or bathroom (or wherever you Hose yourself)

    • Take it slow - give your bum time to adjust to the length and enjoy the texture as you go along
    • Use lots of lube - the anus does not self-lubricate. There's no such thing as too much lube with anal play, and Hosed products are compatible with silicone and water-based lube.
    • Wash your toys before and after use with mild soap and warm water
    • Use the suction cup base - preferably in the bathroom for easy cleanup and its multitude of flat surfaces
    • Use condoms on your Hosed toy if you are playing with a partner and plan on switching users
    • use a fresh condom and give the toy a rinse before trading to your partner to use